I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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