btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
