one might say we're banned from that church
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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