so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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