So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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