I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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