its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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