It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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