windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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