walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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