Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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