didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
