i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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