Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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