we're blogging at a bar
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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