I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Panties = found
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