i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
