you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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its like you know when i get waxed
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
