ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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