I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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