There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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