Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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