ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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