it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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