I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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