So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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