Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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