We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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