I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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