You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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