What a fucking waste of an outfit
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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