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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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