That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
True college students do jello shots in the library
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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