I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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