new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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