Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
