dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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