Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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