wake up i wanna do it froggy style
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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