You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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