so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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