how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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