READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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