Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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