I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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