I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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