The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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