also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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