How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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