Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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