This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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