He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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