Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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