VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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