dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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