Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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