Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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